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A Beautiful Poem

A beautiful poem written by a Father to save his Daughter !!!

Do read it once................I am sure u also won't be left untouched by the words and the feelings that they depict. 




TO MY CHILD


Just for this morning, I am going to


smile when I see your face and laugh


when I feel like crying.

Just for this morning, I will let you



choose what you want to wear,


and smile and say how perfect it is.


Just for this morning, I am going to step



over the laundry and pick you up and take you to


the park to play.



Just for this morning, I will leave the

dishes in the sink, and let you teach me how to put


that puzzle of yours together.



Just for this afternoon, I will unplug


the telephone and keep the computer off, and sit with


you in the backyard and blow bubbles.



Just for this afternoon, I will not yell


once, not even a tiny grumble when you scream and

whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy you one


if he comes by.


Just for this afternoon, I won't worry


about what you are going to be when you grow up, or


second guess every decision I have made where you are


concern ed.



Just for this afternoon, I will let you


help me bake cookies, and I won't stand over you


trying to fix them.



Just for this afternoon, I will take us

to McDonald's and buy us both a Happy Meal so you can


have both toys.



Just for this evening, I will hold you in


my arms and tell you a story about how you were


born and how much I love you.



Just for this evening, I will let you


splash in the tub and not get angry.


Just for this evening, I will let you



stay up late while we sit on the porch and count all the stars.

Just for this evening, I will snuggle



beside you for hours, and miss my favourite TV shows.

Just for this evening when I run my


finger through your hair as you pray, I will simply be

grateful that God has given me the greatest gift ever given..


I will think about the mothers and


fathers who are searching for their missing children, the


mothers and fathers who are visiting their children's


graves instead of their bedrooms. The mothers


and fathers who are in hospital rooms



watching their children suffer senselessly and screaming


inside that little body


And when I kiss you goodnight I will hold



you a little tighter, a little longer. It is then,


that I will thank God for you, and ask him for



nothing, except one more day....................


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• When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When the best actors are chosen by the people, it's called an election.

• A husband, the owner of a new car, was somewhat reluctant to allow his wife to drove his prize possession.. .even to the grocery store which was a few blocks from the house. 
After she insisted, he finally relented, cautioning her as she departed, "Remember, if you have an accident, the newspaper will print your age!"
• "Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, "and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire' "
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.

• Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

• Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal.

• A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!